Criminal Minds Evolution Season 16
Why was I not told that Criminal Minds had a revival
Sure, it's got the Ugh they have to explain how they do everything during the pandemic thing going on, but the show looks great. The ultra wide angle kinda throughs me off but so far its so high def ;o; everythings so Crisp!
I paused at 19:22 of the second episode to make the page because i wanted to get my thoughts down and boy do I have a couple of thoughts
I want her to come back too but...
PENELOPE DESERVES HER HAPPY LIFE :SOB: Her group looks so cute and sweet. PLEASE don't make her go back to Virginia ORZ
also wild we dont even need to see the people holding down her job. And NO ONE'S been in her office?! They did even try to put someone at the helm?
i have now looked up that season 15 ended in Febuary of 2020 jury is still out if this revival was worth it.
Why is Rossi like this again
🙏 please retire please retire please retire please retire please retire 🙏
Now continuing Episode 2
she did not just say 'explain it to me like im 5
TARA BISEXUAL QUEEN!!!
in the hardware store god i am loving the movie like quility of these scenes - hold up why the fuck did Rossi just swear like that 😭 i also just looked up emojis 😈 i like the purple one better
beta males! cuckholding! these seasons are gonna be great lmao
YOUR GRIEVING SUCKS DAVE! *rocking back and forth he will grow you have to wait, he will grow you have to wait, he will grow you have to wait
So wait are they just taking planes to the UK? no wait she's supposed to to in CA or something, STILL A PLANE RIDE THO no wonder that young director guy is up their ass
Man the switch to streaming allowing them to say brand names like Costco and Walmart also feels weird. It definetly used to be "they found him at the grocery store, supermarket, parking lot etc. REMEMBER if they show someone with an Apple logo, they have to the good guy at least thats what it used to be idk if thats a thing anymore
Ok that was a rumour from ~Sept 2024, but I'm just gonna believe it
1009 days since logged in, ~2.76years wowzer
WAIT WHAT WAS THAT STICKY NOTE NOOO 😭 I WANNA KNOW
Of course killer kit maker man has a wife and kids in a rich house.
NO SHE SHOULD OF SAID SOMETHING LETS GO GIRLS OR SOMEHTING. That's probably copyrighted but WHATEVER!!
Takeaways
- Thank christ Rossi's gonna get his shit together. I cannot stand him being a piss baby.
- PLEASE DONT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO JJ'S FAMILY I CANNOT TO A HOTCH SITUATION AGAIN
- im scared to see how Reid and his mom are doing. 🙏 please give Spencer a loving relationship that doesnt end fucking horribly
- I hope that secondary director or whatever get the same You Have Fucked Up Now embrassesment moment that assistant director Barnes got.
Episode 2-5
Over-under, is he gonna kill his family?
I already got to the part where they're like "yea the groupies agree to kill themselves", this guy tho :/ idk if he would do it. He set it all up, why would he bother. And now I'm at the part in E3 with the kid and the fundraising, i do wish that rock part was real That dad sucks and I REALLY HOPE he gets to confront the kid and dad and kills the dad :D
Still weird hearing Rossi swear. Deputy director Bailey stupid and dumb and I hate him. But GOD I love Prentiss's new hair.
Ah I forgot about this being filmed during Covid
I was like "why are they talking so far from each other?" Ah, the filming restrictions right.
>:] No don't let the anger go, kill the neighbor >:] and get caught ofc
NO 😭 HE'S TOO SMART TO KILL THE NEIGHBOR
i do not like JJ and will talking to an insurance guy
That does not spell good things. Bro is Will going to die!
YAY Garcia standing up for herself!
Omg i remember this anti-face tracking makeup. Didn't that like...not actually work? I feel like I heard a little about it. Sick if true.
WHAT DID I SAY 😭 NOT JJ'S FAMILY PLEASE. And the last episode of 16 is titled Dead End😭. Pissing, shitting, crying.
Oh this guy hate his mother, no doubt
Don't know if I'm supposed to know who that was but Naur. Kinda looked like a tall Strauss.
YEA READ THAT MOUSY LITLLE MAN TO FILTH ROSSI
wait i just realized we havent seen Reid
I don't wanna look at IMDB to see if he's even in these seasons but...🥺please be in here.😬 Wait i dont wanna know if Diana's gotten worse actually nvm.
oh thank god Will is ok, orz but he will probably get worse orz.
NO WONDER HE'S GOT Oedipus SHIT GOING ON
Who the hell does that 😭. That's mommy issues on like 50 different levels.
This dudes gotta love that rich kid. NO WAY you just admit to like 3 kills ABOUT BITING PEOPLE for nothing. AND THIS GUYS MEH ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ICK
What in the milf moment is going onAre Penelope and this dude getting together or something
That cat takes a pet No Problem. But still what the hell is going on with these two/
Damn lady your son is literally about to kill you. Oh shit nevermind Kit Maker is gonna kill you first. WAIT THAT SABRINA'S AUNT NOOOOOO!
🫵 HAHA stupid deputy. You got mommy senator killed to save your ass.
JJ PLEASE DON'T DIE
NOT EVEN A SMALL EXPLINATION TO WILL CMON MAN! Why's it only ever JJ and Alvez out there this season 😭! OF COURSE THERE A BOMB IM LITERALLY GONNA FLIP FUCK OFF. AND THERE'S ONLY 10EPS THIS SEASON SHITS GONNA HIT THE FAN. You're telling me those two didn't know and obvious bomb setup AND WHY ARE WE ALWAYS GOING IN WITHOUT BACKUP
Episodes 6-10
WHEELS UP!!! 
i also dont know how to make this inline with text, but ill figure it out maybe
Damn this bitch Empty with just 3 people. Well at least they're coming back with 5 people 🔫 right.
yea i had no doubt that that dude was gonna go back to looking for Kit Maker.
wow the facetimeing looks much better. That shit looks fake has hell from the last seasons of the og.
oh they are at least becoming close friends.
There were like a handful of episodes MAYBE where ANYONE but Morgan and Kevin were in her apartment. This guy just stumbling on in here what da heck.
damn, tara catch a break challege
literally impossible. How many times is her partner gonna be like "i'm more important than your work" orz
DIVERSITY WIN - THE SERIAL KILLER IS GAY
I'm only like half watching and I don't remember who Silvio(?) is or what he did but I've always thought "Diversity Win" was a funny meme.
a kiss!!!
damn and right after we gotta see Tara loose her girlfriend. Homophobic 
And im never gonna see him kill his neightbor, I just gotta settle for his dad bleh.
Is there like 1 BAU team?
Every season they're like "you're letting cases fall behind". Where's Anyone Else??? They're the only good team? What the hell's every other team doing. I see the people in the background running around, WHO ARE THEY!. Now we gotta deal with little man in suit. And~ just like that they lost the jet privileges :< .
Ooo im excited for this guy to lose it
also is Grace in on this. I wasnt paying attention to the people taken :P OOokaayyyy she is probably not part of the kidnappings.